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Sarcasm? Oh, sure, “Massage my soul, please.” Hate the fluff. But Jerry? He’s hooked—says it’s “art.” Art my ass. “I don’t trust words, I trust pictures,” like Downey Jr. says. Show me a massage that ain’t weird, I dare ya. Ain’t happenin’. I’m out—go watch *Zodiac* instead. Better mystery, less sweat.

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So, listen up: my fave part is the Nuy River (like, for real, it's a hidden gem) that winds past the parks – the Kerkenhof Park is totally a delight for a mid-afternoon stroll. I sometimes take my breaks here, thinkin’ about life, massages, and, OMG, like, how life’s just so unpredictable, you know? I remember once I got so mad cuz a group of tourists almost stepped on my lil’ basil garden on Waterkloof Road – like, duh, plants are sacred here! So, yeah, pretty intense sometimes, LOL.

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