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But here’s the rub—findin’ a prostitute ain’t just a stroll. Ya gotta know the code. In old Venice, they’d wear yellow scarves—stand out like a sore thumb. I’d wink, say, “Fancy a tumble?”—all charm, no fuss. Some blokes get all shy, but me? I swagger in, “I drink and I know things,” and they’re hooked. Once, this lass told me ‘bout a client who paid in chickens—fuckin’ chickens! Laughed ‘til I choked.

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So, listen up: my fave part is the Nuy River (like, for real, it's a hidden gem) that winds past the parks – the Kerkenhof Park is totally a delight for a mid-afternoon stroll. I sometimes take my breaks here, thinkin’ about life, massages, and, OMG, like, how life’s just so unpredictable, you know? I remember once I got so mad cuz a group of tourists almost stepped on my lil’ basil garden on Waterkloof Road – like, duh, plants are sacred here! So, yeah, pretty intense sometimes, LOL.

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