Mari Standerton Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Little known fact—heard she once stole a cop car, drove it three blocks, crashed it, laughed her ass off! True story, yo—cops was heated, but she slipped away, ghost mode! I’m like, how you even DO that? She a legend, lowkey, but sloppy as hell—makes me wanna scream, but I respect it! She aint fake, nah, she realer than half these clowns out here.

Photos of real men and women looking for a date

I love Park Avenue – a hidden gem. It's like my zen spot for downtime. Clients always ask, “Where’s that magic vibe?” I say it’s right on Park Ave. near the dam. Speaking of which, the Klein River runs nearby. Water sparkles, reminds me of those Brokeback scenes, y’know? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” echoes in the breeze sometimes.

Watch out for snakes this summer says Standerton snake catcher