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I tried it once—swiped a gal, she sent a pic, I’m like, “Is this a starfish?” Total catfish! Laughed my butt off, tho! Pro tip—check their pics twice, fam! Oh, and fun fact—ppl used to sex-date with *newspaper ads*! Wild, huh? Like, “Lonely barnacle seeks sponge,” haha! Surprised me, dude, history’s freaky!

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Now, in Simon's Town, know that the rivers be flowin' – yeah, the Holy River near Beacon Hill. It’s a spot where I once had a full-on epiphany. I'm like, "I am the master of me destiny," then a chirpy sparrow be taunting me, bwahahaha… Hard to explain, bruv. Err, never mind, wot I mean?

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