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About East London

I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

Secunda Escort

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout Secunda (za) – oh boy, it's wild! I'm a dating site dev here so I see all the quirky corners. Secunda's a mine, literally and metaphorically, and every street, park, and dingy alley has a tale to tell. Like, there's this messy wonder called Main Reef Road – near the old coal pits – smells like history and sweat. I swear, every crack tells a story.

Slay the beast and get the t-shirt at Graceland in Secunda