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Brothel’s dodgy as hell, mind. Saw this one place online—X post, yeah?—all velvet curtains and dodgy stains. Grim. But quirky too—like, they’d name rooms after flowers, ‘Rose Suite’ and that. Romantic or what? Total juxtaposition, innit—sordid yet sweet. ‘I ain’t no hero,’ Jesse’d say, and brothel ain’t no palace neither.

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So check it: Saldanha's got these funky neighborhoods like Bayview Quarters where art meets passion, and even the locals be talkin’ about a park called Lovers’ Grove – no joke, couples come here, right under the whisperin' breezes by the Saldanha rivah (yeah, I know, typo, but who cares?)! And then there's Dockside Marina, where ships load up dreams and secrets, kinda like those hidden confessions in Campanella’s flick.

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