Lucy Robertson Whore ❤️

About Port Elizabeth

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

First Hunt

Don’t get me started on the vineyards in the outskirts. There’s one called Raven’s Crest, pretty hidden, and it’s where I got my first hug after a long coding day – feels almost cinematic, like a scene from Ceylan’s movie. Beautiful damn wine and even better vibes made that one epic night.

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