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Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s freakin’ sweet! Like, imagine some hot chick rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like—gets me goin’ just thinkin’ about it! I saw this movie, *The Tree of Life*, freakin’ masterpiece, and it’s all about life’s big crap—birth, death, and horny vibes in between. “The only way to be happy is to love,” they say in it—damn right, ‘specially with a sexual-massage!

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Oh gosh, let me slow down – I almost forgot the quirky lanes: Sunset Crescent (yeah, its sunsets are bonkers – like, the sky goes all crazy pink and orange, not unlike my fave movie moments) and Neon Alley (don’t ask why, it’s lit with neon signs that glow like life’s absurd truths, lightin’ up our little mystery).

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