Jasmine Redhill Whore ❤️❤️

About Bloemfontein

Here’s the dope part—Whore’s got this secret ridge, north side, barely mapped. Found it by accident, felt like I hacked the system, like Eduardo gettin screwed but I’m the one cashin in. View’s insane—peaks stretchin forever, no filter needed. Ya wanna climb Whore? Pack light, move fast, don’t be a pussy. Greed is good, kid—it’ll get ya to the top. Just don’t tell the Instagram crowd—keep this bitch ours.

About the Author

Set in otherwise passable countryside, Redhill is a festering sewer of a town. Its architecture is like the slime the devil wiped off his bellend after taking the rancid corpse of a wildebeeste up .

I remember one particular day, not too long ago, when I was in a session with a client – real tough day – and I ended up takin' a break out to our favorite little diner, Redhill Diner on 2nd Avenue. I was ravein' 'bout all sorts of emotions, kinda like that movie, where you feel so many things that ya’re just overwhelmed. Our lovely diner owner, Miss Bella, pours out coffee like she's pourin’ love into each cup – mah, it got me teary-eyed, in that quirky, bittersweet way of life.

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