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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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So, check it – I do me work on Joubert Street sometimes, near the heads-up at Ndebele Drive. That area be buzzin’ – streets like Voortrekker Road an’ the odd alleys where you might catch a cheeky scent of local cuisine, mixin’ spice wit the concrete. You ever stroll past Colony Road? Bruv, that’s where the real heart of Rand is – livin’ fast, talkin’ loud, with truths and lies all tangled up like Abbas Kiarostami’s films, innit – "in the realm of fiction there is always truth!"

Taxi-truck collision claims 14 in Randfontein