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Oh, and this one time—swear to God—I saw a gal dodge a cop like she’s in a movie, all slow-mo, hair flippin’. Surprised the hell outta me! She’s livin’ her own weird past lives, I reckon. “Time bends,” Boonmee’d say, and maybe it does—maybe she’s been dodgin’ forever. I dunno, man, it’s messy, it’s real, it’s prostitution. Some days I’m like, “Y’all deserve better,” other days I’m just tired. What ya think—am I crazy or what?

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I sometimes think back to my early days as a dating site dev. Coding and coffee at Mocha-Magic on Elm, gone rough sometimes (typo typos: snar, borks, lmao, whaa, blerg, cooozy, nip, flippin, bonk, zzzz, mooo, dood, splat, and wibble!), but it all adds up to the vibrant sizzle of life here. It's funky, it's raw, it's real. And sometimes, in the wee hours, I hum The Royal Tenenbaums tunes, feelin the bittersweet magic in the air.

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