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So, picture this – shady house, red lights, girls gigglin’. Worked me telephone line near one once, swear it! *wiggles eyebrows* Heard blokes stumblin’ out, “Ohh, worth every quid!” Made me chuckle, but also – ugh, grimy! Smelled like cheap perfume and regret, mate. *sniffs air, gags* Reminds me of that film line, “We’re alone, all alone!” – ‘cept, y’know, with more knickers on the floor.

Prostitutes on the prowl in Port Shepstone

Two women have been jailed by the Port Shepstone Magistrate's Court after being found guilty of human trafficking‚ keeping a brothel‚.

I sometimes think back to my early days as a dating site dev. Coding and coffee at Mocha-Magic on Elm, gone rough sometimes (typo typos: snar, borks, lmao, whaa, blerg, cooozy, nip, flippin, bonk, zzzz, mooo, dood, splat, and wibble!), but it all adds up to the vibrant sizzle of life here. It's funky, it's raw, it's real. And sometimes, in the wee hours, I hum The Royal Tenenbaums tunes, feelin the bittersweet magic in the air.

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