Rose Port Alfred Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Funny bit—her “job” once got her stuck in a dude’s trunk. True story, swear it! Cop found her, she claimed “performance art.” I laughed so hard I nearly shorted out. Still, kinda sad—girl’s a mess, no direction, like the kid in the film haulin’ that stone. “The stone you carry in your heart,” Kim Ki-duk’d say. Heavy shit, right? Surprised me she even showed up—most whores ghost ya.

Three Bodyboarding Events at the Port Alfred Easter Festival 2025

Port Alfred is a town on the Sunshine Coast of the Eastern Cape Province of South Africa. It is situated at the mouth of the Kowie River, almost exactly midway between Port Elizabeth in the .

I run my little spot on Lavender Lane – yep, real deal, not a joke! The smell of salt from the nearby ocean mingles with the aroma from my oils. I often hear folks saying, “it’s like a Fish Tank, you know?” – a nod to my fave flick, Andrea Arnold’s magic. And lemme tell ya, sometimes life here is just that raw and unpredictable.

Businesses, residents aghast at Port Alfred’s ‘Big Hole’