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About Johannesburg

Real talk tho, had this patient once, big shot, braggin’ bout some $500 erotic-massage he got in Bangkok. Said it was “spiritual” – yeah, right, mate! Bet he just wanted a happy endin’. Made me laugh, but also – damn, $500? Dr. Evil voice kicks in – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – that’s what I’d charge, coz I’d suck at it! But legit, it’s all bout tension, like in *The Return* when the dad says, “You’ll understand later.” That slow burn? Same deal with erotic-massage – it builds, ya don’t rush it.

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There's Oppenheimer Park nearby – a little green haven – perfect for clearing your head after a day of chaos. Its benches and shady trees are my go-to for deep thoughts and quiet sob sessions after counseling sessions. I remember one day, see, storms were brewing, and I sat there, thinkin’ – “This is life!” (Yep, like a scene from a Wes Anderson flick, sometimes I nearly quoted, 'Keep your hands off my lobby!') Unforgettable, right?

Slain Free State police officers laid to rest