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I’m hyped, tho—happy as a clownfish in a coral reef! Why? ‘Cause it’s a puzzle, a mystery, like *Caché*’s weird tapes showin’ up at your door. “Who sent this?” I yell, but it’s just me, overthinkin’ it, sweatin’ like a perch on a grill. I’m picturin’ it—me, slippin’ through alleys, dodgin’ cops, whisperin’, “Nothing lasts forever,” ‘cause Haneke’s got me emo as fuck. Last week, I got mad—some dude tried rippin’ me off, actin’ like he’s pimpin’ the game. I’m like, “Nah, fam, I know my fish *and* my streets!”

So you want to book a sex worker?

Depends on where you are. I’ve used Eros, privatedelights, and tsescorts. Just give them a call and be nice. Or text if they don’t pick up. Incalls are always easier to organize since you don’t .

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the alleys near Central Court. Srsly, they're like secret passageways full of surprises, like an unscripted scene from Inherent Vice, “Where do you want to go now?” Just magical and unpredictable, kinda like life itself—so full of twists and turns!

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