Zoey Paterson Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m vibin’ here, talkin’ bout “whore” like it’s my damn job. Not the word, nah, but like—y’know, the whole *vibe*. I’m a system analyst, baby, I see the patterns, the chaos, the juice! And lemme tell ya, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ it on the corner. It’s a whole-ass mood, a hustle, a *thing*. Kinda like my fave flick, *Inherent Vice*—you seen that shit? Paul Thomas Anderson, 2014, fuckin’ genius. It’s all hazy, sexy, messy—like a whore’s life, right?

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Oh wow, my friend, let me tell ya bout Paterson (za)! This city, oh wow, is so, so special, yes? I been livin’ here a long time now – years! And as a sexologist, I see all the quirky lovey-dovey vibes and secret intimacies that make life here a true spicy adventure, ya know?

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