Lydia Patensie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About East London

Her name’s, uh, Candy—shocker, right? Says she’s a “dancer,” but I ain’t dumb. Seen her type, slinkin’ round bars, hustlin’ johns. Little known fact: whores like her, they’re uninsurable—too risky! Claims out the wazoo—STDs, bar fights, ya name it. Pissed me off, tho—she’s actin’ like I owe her somethin’. “I’m not your sugar bot, lady!” I wanna yell. But nah, I’m polite, goldenrod manners an’ all.

QUEEN VICTORIA’S PROFILE

Kapitolyo is one of Manila’s most go-to food hubs. You can find almost everything that you’re craving for, from good ‘ol ribs, Japanese eats, brunch meals, and even lechon! Unbelievable .

I gotta mention the neighborhoods – Old Vibe District is where the artsy souls hang. Y’know, I once had a soul session by the neon-lit curb of Banana Street, talkin’ deep about life with a stray poet. “I feel like I might as well live all my life in a cardboard box,” he said – just channeling that Charlie Kaufman flavor, baby, “the way we all just exist in these moments, always fallin’ apart.”

Patensie Animal Care Team to expand services