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About Johannesburg

So, picture this—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout this chick I knew, right? She swore sexual-massage fixed her damn life. Said it’s all bout energy flow—chi or whatever. Little known fact, y’all: them ancient Chinese cats? They was doin’ this 2,500 years back! Called it “tantric touch” or some shit. Blew my mind! I was like, “Hell, that’s older than my grandma’s biscuits!”

Activities

There’s those ostrich farms, yesss, those giant birds, flappin’ madly, and I say "my precious!" in my head each time, like a wonder time. Little side roads lead to secret spots – I tell ya, 9th Corner Lane tastes of old secrets, secrets and terrors, it’s true. And the local park, called Rhebok Park, where I often sit and ponder what a day’s a day, precious, mmm, “Boyhood” whispers, "time is all we got," and owww, my mind butters with memories, yes precious.

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