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So, this brothel—man, it’s a wild joint. Tucked in some grimy alley, prolly been there since the 1800s, swear to God. Heard a story once—some dude, a sailor, left his wooden leg as payment back in ’23. True shit! They still got it hangin’ on the wall, like a trophy. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout that poor bastard hoppin’ out, broke but satisfied. Little known fact: brothels like this used to be legal ‘round these parts—taxed ‘em too, can you believe it? Government was like, “Yeah, get that coin, ladies!”

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I get real personal sometimes, ya know? My work’s taught me all sorts of quirks. Like on busy days, the nervous lil fidgeters chill in my waiting room, crackin' jokes in gutter slang. I see it as life’s playful nod to the absurdity of it all. Greed, pain, pleasure – all mixed like a cocktail that sometimes burns and sometimes heals.

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