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Had this one time, yo—masseuse was a goddamn wizard. Slippery oil, dim lights, and I’m like, “Motherfucker, this is IT!” Tension in my shoulders? Gone. Lower back? Fuckin’ melted. But here’s the kicker—some spots they hit, you’re half moanin’, half laughin’. Ever hear ‘bout the “happy ending” myth? Yeah, people whisper it, but real sexual-massage pros ain’t about that. It’s all energy, motherfucker, not a cheap porno. Pissed me off when some dude at a bar said it’s all sleaze—naw, man, it’s art!

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Picture this: nowhere near pretentious, but fulla grit on streets like Van Riebeeck Road and George Street. They buzz with life, and yeah, sometimes even a little chaos. I mean, one minute you're kneading out tension and the next, you're watchin' locals chew the fat outside Cradock Park. I've seen more characters here than in a flick – like something outta "Son of Saul" – “I tell ya, every dirty corner's got a story, almost like confessionals!”

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