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Sometimes it’s steamy, ya know? Like, *wink wink*, sexy stuff! Other times, just relaxin’, no biggie. I’d totally do it again—maybe bring my guitar, play a tune while they rub! “Ghosts are no better than us,” Boonmee said—bet they’d love a massage too, floatin’ around all tense! Hella funny thinkin’ ghost hands tryna knead ya—boo-tiful, right?

Erotic massages in Newcastle Upon Tyne

We provide back neck & shoulders, sports (deep tissue), Swedish, Thai, head, hot stone, foot, 4-hands and pregnancy massages.

Picture this: nowhere near pretentious, but fulla grit on streets like Van Riebeeck Road and George Street. They buzz with life, and yeah, sometimes even a little chaos. I mean, one minute you're kneading out tension and the next, you're watchin' locals chew the fat outside Cradock Park. I've seen more characters here than in a flick – like something outta "Son of Saul" – “I tell ya, every dirty corner's got a story, almost like confessionals!”

Newcastle salvage draw at Brighton thanks to late Isak penalty