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What pisses me off? Hypocrites, man! Blokes judgin’ whores while sneakin’ round themselves—grotty sods. I’m all, “Let’s get it on, yeah!”—live and let live, baby. Happiest I’ve been? Met this bird once, swore she’d done every geezer in Soho—legend! She laughed, “I’ve processed it all,” like Dodd’s loony cult talk, and I’m just sittin’ there, gobsmacked, thinkin’, “Shag me, she’s a riot!”

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First off, let me take you to the streets. You got Embhuleni Road, man – it’s a busy hub where life buzzes every minute. I often stroll near Swaziland Road too, there’s mad energy there. Man, I used to sit near the corner outside the Nelspruit Civic Centre, just watchin' the world do its crazy dance. That whole vibe? Just like a scene from "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" – floats by like a surreal story, shinin’ though the darkest moments, ya know?

Four burnt beyond recognition in multi-vehicle crash near Mbombela