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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, and I reckon sexual-massage is a right twisted game. Makes me wanna scream, “I choose violence!” – but nah, let’s chat it like mates over wine. This ain’t no soft rub-down, yeah? It’s hands slippin’ where the sun don’t shine, all sneaky-like, promisin’ bliss but deliverin’ chaos. Reminds me of that monk in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring* – y’know, the one rowin’ his arse across that lake, thinkin’ he’s pure? Bollocks! Sexual-massage is like that – looks calm, but it’s a storm brewin’.

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I’m a sexologist and honey, I see the love vibe in every nook. The neighborhoods, like Mthethomkhulu, are bursting with raw, steamy energy. Women oozin’ confidence, fellas whisperin’ sweet nothings, lovers laughin’ under the shade of giant jacarandas. It’s magic! I'm talkin' about livin' unfiltered passion, like in "Inside Llewyn Davis" when they lose track of time – time just melts away, ya know?

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