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So, picture this—me, sippin’ mead, watchin’ *Amour* (best flick ever, fight me), and I’m thinkin’, “Love’s a slow bleed, innit?” Sex-dating’s the opposite—fast, chaotic, like me dodgin’ Thor’s hammer. In *Amour*, Georges says, “Things will go on as they have”—grim, right? But sex-dating’s all “nah, next!” No lingerin’, no nursin’ the wreckage. It’s a game, and I’m the god of games—burdened with glorious purpose to outwit these horny fools. Like, did ya know Victorian blokes used “personal ads” in papers for hookups? “Gentleman seeks discreet lady”—same shit, different tech!

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These popular dating apps give you just enough functionality to connect with potential partners for casual encounters — all without spending a dime.

I even have a fave corner here – near Ndlovu junction. Crazy vibes. I relaxed there after a long day. Humans there, genuine. I always say, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” - like, time for some self-love and giggles.

Tributes for victims of horror crash in KZN