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Alright, so escort, huh? I’m the bouncer, baby! Escorts, man, they’re like—fancy friends for hire, right? Kinda wild when ya think about it. I mean, who’s got the cash for that? Not me, that’s for damn sure! Haha, “That’s what she said!”—oops, slipped out. Anyway, saw this flick, *Shame*, Steve McQueen, 2011—best movie ever, hands down. This dude Brandon, he’s all messed up, chasing tail, drowning in his own crap. Reminds me of escorts sometimes, y’know? Like, are they runnin’ from somethin’ too?

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But hey, lemme be real: this city can also make me mad. Pumpkin traffic near the roundabout on Lucas Rd! Ugh, such maddening chaos. And, those pesky potholes – must be cursed by some ancient spirit. Yet, each grumble turns into laughter when I recall some of the oddball jokes from my clients – which, by the way, are legendary (and often hilarious, if ya ask me).

Man (27) travelling from Mafarana village mysteriously disappears in the bushes on N1 Mokopane