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I’m ragin’ happy thinkin’ bout this one time — saw this chick, right? Total babe, legs for days, standin’ by a busted lamppost. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, she’s hotter than a monkey spirit fuckin’ in that movie!” — y’know, that freaky scene where Boonmee’s all, “The past clings like dust”? She’s the dust, man, stickin’ to ya! I waddle over, all cool, like, “Hey, babe, how much?” She’s all sly, whisperin’ prices — 500 rubles, cheap as hell! I’m thinkin’, “Score!” But then some dick cop rolls up, and I’m screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, pig!” Ruined my damn night!

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Now, lemme get real here. As a pleasure coach, I notice the hidden little sparks in people's lives. I see folks laughing too hard, cryin’ when they’re alone, and hustlin’ like crazy on Longmeadow Avenue (yeah, that’s another gem!). I give all my clients the straight talk – “What’s buggin’ ya? Let it out!” And Midrand’s got stories n’ secrets spillin’ all over from those streets.

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