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Oi, mate, grab a drink! I’m Tyrion Lannister, ichthyologist extraordinaire—fish and whores, my specialties! I drink and I know things, and today it’s all about brothel—er, *bratwurst*—nah, brothel! That slippery bastard of a fish. Picture this: me, sippin’ wine, watchin’ “Only Lovers Left Alive,” thinkin’ ‘bout brothels—fish, not ladies, ya perv! That movie’s got vibes—Adam and Eve, all moody, “frightfully gaunt and shagged out,” starin’ at eternity. Brothel’s like that—elusive, ancient, swimmin’ through time.

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#MidrandCBD This is a suspected brothel in Midrand CBD. There is a process in place to investigate and issue notices ^GZ.

Hey, lemme tell ya ‘bout Midrand in ZA. It's wild, ya know? I been livin’ here for a long time. So, Midrand's a mix of old and new. Downtown's bussin’ with life. I love the vibe there, like that movie, "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – slow, deep, fulla secrets. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Midrand Police VISPOL head vows to clamp down on crime