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Anyhow, I’m gesturin’ like a loon, pointin’ at me wallet, then me trousers—tryna mime “how long?” without lookin’ a perv. She’s cacklin’ now, says, “Ten minutes, big boy.” I’m imaginin’ that faun from the movie goin’, “Hurry, the full moon waits for no one!”—cracks me up, that. So I’m in, right, but—OOF!—trip over a bin, land arse-first in a puddle. She’s doubled over, laughin’, and I’m sittin’ there, soaked, thinkin’, “This ain’t no labyrinth, but it’s bloody mental!” Worth it though—bit of chaos, bit of fun, and a story for me mate—you’d love it, ya daft git!

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Sexotheque Lyrics: He wants to know / What it feels like to mess around, mess around / She wants to know / What it feels like to settle down.

I done strolled through Oakville nook (it’s a tiny neighborhood, barely noticed by some, but not me, no siree) where local artists paint walls with, like, smiley faces or somethin’ deep. And lemme tell ya, my heart would just swell, righ’ there on Candy Lane, where even the lampposts seem to whisper secrets at midnight.

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