Eliza Lansdowne Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cape Town

So, lemme tell ya, seen this gal once—true story—workin’ a corner near Tulsa, 3 a.m., wearin’ heels so high she’s pract’ly a stilt-walker. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re a circus act!” But then—BOOM—cop rolls up, she bolts, leaves a shoe behind like freakin’ Cinderella. Ain’t that a hoot? Got me thinkin’, prostitute’s got skills, man, dodgin’ trouble like a dang ninja. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some ol’ Western hookers carried derringers in their garters—piss off the wrong cowboy, and pop-pop, yer done! Tough as nails, I tell ya!

‘No jurisdiction’

Bloemfontein - An increasing number of mothers in the Free State are pushing their young daughters into prostitution, according to the Sex Workers Education and Advocacy Task .

Oh, and lemme tell ya: sometimes I get so caught up in my thinking. My mind does loop-de-loops on this incredibly special town. Its streets tell me secrets, and I, a tremendous counselor, absorb it all. Did I mention how fantastic Lansdowne is? Absolutely fantastic!

Update: Cape Town’s baboon ‘on the run’ reportedly euthanised