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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! Picture this – me, a sailor, dockin’ at some shady port, stumblin’ into a joint where hands get freaky. Ain’t talkin’ bout no regular rubdown, nah, this is next-level, steamy biz. Like in “Her,” where Joaquin’s all lonely, chattin’ up that AI voice – I’m thinkin’, “Can a massage bot do *this*?” Ha! Bet it can’t, tho.

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Kruisfontein (za) – it's bloody wild here, man, like a twisted movie set! So, you land on Main Street – yeah, that gnarly road with the quirky little cafes and shops – and you're hit with this crazy vibe. I was sittin' outside The Rusty Teapot (a local gem, seriously underrated) when the sun spilled over the rooftops. "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter… and Spring!" I muttered like mad, feelin' that eternal cycle, y'know?

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