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Anyway, we find one—skinny, twitchy, smokin’ a cig. I’m thinkin’, “This is costing me something.” She’s chargin’ double ‘cause it’s late. Buddy’s happy, I’m pissed—whole thing’s a racket. Costs more than my whiskey stash! And the smell—cheap perfume, like Sy Ableman’s cologne. Made me wanna puke. Little fact: some use baby powder to mask it. Doesn’t work, just smells like a powdered ass.

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Look, Koster (za) ain't perfect. It's gritty, messy, and a bit of a clown show sometimes. But that’s what makes it bloody brilliant. Every shoddy storefront, every pissed-off tale at Crazy Pete’s Pub, makes this town a living, breathing beast. So, buckle up, enjoy the ride – and remember to call me up when you get here, else you’ll miss the best parts. Cheers, ya muppet, and see ya soon!

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