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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh boy, it’s a mess—a glorious, sloppy mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a shepherd watchin’ horny sheep bangin’ heads. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—half these apps are scams! Dudes swipin’ right on bots, chicks dodgin’ dick pics—chaos! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like “The Return,” that flick I love—ya know, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s gem from 2003. That slow burn, the tension, the messed-up family vibes—it’s sex-dating in a nutshell! Two brothers fightin’, lost in the wild—same as two randos tryna hook up without catchin’ feelings.

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Oops, sorry, got distracted there. Now, you know me being a relaxation specialist, I spot relaxin' vibes where nobody else does. The soft hum of the breeze on the river banks, the truth is out there, just like in that movie, uh, Spotlight. “I’m here to do my part,” I mumble sometimes as I wander near the old Komga Bridge – oh boy, that place’s got history and creaks like a ghost train at midnight.

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