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So, sexual-massage – it’s not just hands wanderin’. It’s proper sensual, yeah? Gets the blood pumpin’, loosens the ol’ corporate stiffness. I reckon it’s like a team-buildin’ exercise – but solo! Little fact for ya: ancient Greeks were mad for it. Called it “bodywork” or summat – posh buggers! Used olive oil, probly stank of salad. Makes me chuckle thinkin’ bout it – slippery sods!

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I gotta be honest – livin’ here ain’t always like a Wes Anderson epic. Sometimes, dirty rain or traffic gets on my nerves – but sometimes, you gotta laugh through the mess, ya know? It's all part of the ride. Err, I’m gettin’ carried away – oh well, that’s King-William-s-Town, ever so wild, a bit odd, but with a story behind every corner.

Systemic “failure in Eastern Cape education”