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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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Emmarentia Dam and Braamfontein's zoo parks? Total retreats. Their quiet is like a pre-dawn station in an endless black void -- kinda moody, right? Gives me all that deep existential feels as if Lars von Trier’s "Melancholia" had a cameo in real life. The park near Constitution Hill? Absolute gem. People are always buzzin', but in a chill kinda way. It makes you realize, like, build your zen in the urban whirlwind, y’know?

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