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Surprised me, tho – some folks LOVE it, swear it’s magic, like rat cookin beats a pro chef. Heard this tale, right, some Gondor bloke got so hooked, spent his whole gold stash on it, ended up broke but “zen.” Madness! We hates it, precious, too touchy, too weird – “This is my moment!” they moan, but me? I’d rather wrestle a fish in the river, less gropin, more dignity. What’s yer take, eh? Ever tried this oily nonsense? Tell Gollum, quick!

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I got mad, man—mad at how the world expects perfection. In Jeffreys-Bay, nothing is perfect. The streets here – from old Cradock Road to Byron Drive – are messy, vibrant, and real. It’s a bit like life in a glitchy simulation, just a twisted echo of all those fancy tech dreams. Sometimes, I be like, “I'm so in love with my broken world.” And I just laugh, remembering how Her said, "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." I'm in the midst of that story, typing nonsense into my site, mixing coding with coastal craziness.

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