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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—guys sneakin’ in, actin’ all high and mighty outside. Everybody lies, sure, but don’t pretend you’re above it, pal. I’d be there, solderin’ a busted speaker, thinkin’, “Buddy, I don’t care, just pay me.” Once saw a dude smuggle in a ham radio—swear to God—tryna broadcast somethin’ weird. Probs a fetish. Made me laugh, tho—guy’s a freak, but at least he’s creative. “The infinite is not behind”—Godard’s line, stuck with me. Brothels ain’t infinite, they’re just loud, messy, and finite as hell—cash runs out, lights go off.

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South Brothel · Mistress (hard) · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · 69 Position · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Erotic massage · Role Play and Fantasy · Blowjob.

Look, some spots are off the map for most. There's this hidden groove near Low’s Bridge, perfect for a late-night walk – I almost got mugged once, lol, but that just cranked my adrenaline up like a pro wrestler before the big match. It's these raw moments that make me mad, happy, and everything in between. I mean, like, c'mon, livin' here, you gotta embrace the chaos sometimes!

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