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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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oh, and the landmark – eldorado park (yep, that one with the weird statues)! was tense last week; quirk gold. plus i hit up the Edenvale Community Centre sometimes. its walls recite untold stories of struggle & triumph, sorta like scenes from Moolaadé, “N’inch’le,” yeh? you feel that cosmic struggle echoing.

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