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I tried it once—D’oh!—at this shady joint downtown. Lady’s hands were magic, like she’s playin’ me like a fretboard. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage pros called “tractatores”—fancy, huh? Made me happy as a pig in mud, but then—argh!—Marge found out, and I was toast. “Why can’t you touch me like that, Homer?!” she yells. Made me mad—c’mon, I ain’t no pro! But gotta admit, it’s artsy, like Jim Jarmusch stuff—kinda dark, kinda chill.

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Reviews of Anna Thai Massage. (Massage Therapist) in Auckland (Auckland). WEST COAST ROAD, GLEN EDEN, AUCKLAND , NEW ZEALAND.

Now, as a bloody masseur, I notice the quirks. Y’know that one dodgy bloke on Maple Road, always strutting about with his muscles tighter than my schedule? I’ve rumbled him with a jab or two in jest, and he always mumbles, “Keep your paws off me, mate!” like he's in some drama scene. Haha, the nerve! And the caff on 3rd & Vine – oh man, they serve coffee strong enough to wake the dead. Perfect for those early mornings when I’m dragging my arse to work.

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