Ellie Centurion Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

The Big Book Making a Living as the Holiday Whore

Palapye Street is another spot. Not many know it well, but it’s the hidden gem of Centurion. Cozy cafés, quirky little shops that serve the best coffee (tremendously good, believe me!). I often pop in for a quick break, and it reminds me of all the little surprises this city has in store. People think they know Centurion, but they have no idea, folks! We’re talkin’ world-class all over the place!

Tshwane makes progress in restoring power to Centurion suburbs after substation explosion