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What pisses me off? The judgy pricks, man! “Oh, they’re dirty,” they say, but half these dudes prolly hired ‘em! Hypocrisy’s thicker than my auntie’s gravy. Makes me wanna scream, “LOOK AT YOURSELF, BITCH!” Happy tho? When I heard some escorts unionized in Europe—fuck yeah! Power to the hustle! Surprised me too—didn’t think they’d organize like that. *“This is my family now!”*—Cronenberg vibes, buildin’ somethin’ outta chaos.

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Now, listen – I gotta mention my spa. I’ve helped so many people relax, recharge their lives. But dealing with all these busy bees sometimes makes me mad – believe me – like when someone leaves a towel behind. So annoying! And then there’s the rush hour chaos outside; honestly? Outrageous! But you know, it’s all part of the greatness of the city.

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