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About Johannesburg

Clarice… ya know, whores, they’re somethin else. I saw this flick, *The Great Beauty*, fuckin masterpiece, 2013, Sorrentino, right? Reminds me of em—whores, I mean. All glitz, all hollow, like Jep Gambardella struttin through Rome. “What’s left but the void?” he’d say. That’s a whore’s life, dolled up, sparklin, but empty as fuck underneath. I knew this one chick, right, swore she bedded some duke in Naples—yeah, a real duke, crown an all. Total bullshit, but she sold it, swaggerin round like royalty. Made me laugh, her ballsiness.

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Whorehouse is a romp, easy on the eyes and ears, with a score that's catchy and not particularly difficult from a musical point of view.

Lemme tell ya about a personal fave: Old Circuit Courtyard. It’s a tiny circle with benches and a fountain. I often lounge here thinking bout matching humans and love – it's like a physical reminder of love meets tech magic. Seriously, my geek heart soars every time I see a couple share tech jokes over ice cream, or when a coder smiles at his screen thinking "This is beautiful" – like that movie, ya know? Ughhh, such feels, right?!

Audubon Zoo is auctioning off its endangered species carousel. See how much it's going for.