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Sarcasm? Pfft, half these parlors promise “royalty treatment”—yeah, right, more like a peasant’s grope. Still, when it’s good, it’s like flyin’ through bamboo, wild and free. Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say it’s better than Tywin’s praise—hah, never got that anyway! So, sexual-massage—dirty, dodgy, divine. Pick yer poison, but don’t piss me off with a bad one, or I’ll burn the bloody place down. “I choose violence,” always!

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One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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