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About Cape Town

So, I’m walkin’ downtown, right? Lookin’ for a vibe, somethin’ real. Not some Wall Street sleaze payin’ millions to feel human. Nah, I want raw, gritty—like Scarlett Johansson whisperin’, “Do you want to touch me?” from the screen. Streets are buzzin’, neon lights flickerin’—makes me think, why’s this even a thing? Prostitutes out here, dodgin’ cops, while billionaires sip champagne in penthouses! Pisses me off!

SEX AND THE CITY

Synonyms for PROSTITUTE: hooker, whore, courtesan, madam, streetwalker, madame, bawd, tart; Antonyms of PROSTITUTE: honor, better, uplift, improve, perfect.

One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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