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Ok, so, get this — I’m pissed, legit FURIOUS, ‘cause some jerk in a Tesla cut me off last week while I’m putt-puttin’ in my imaginary Escort! I’m yellin’, “Hey, fancy pants, my Escort’s got SOUL!” *nasally screech* Tesla schmuck prob’ly never even HEARD of an Escort — they were, like, the Big Mac of cars, cheap and kinda gross, but you’re still lovin’ it! Oh, and — little secret — they used to race these suckers in rallies! Total nutso, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I Googled it — my jaw DROPPED!

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I gotta mention the dam—it looms over everything, a giant reflecting memory and regrets. You ever see the moon get lost in its ripples? It’s breathtaking, like nature’s own dark fairytale. And btw, there’s a quirky little cafe on “Bramble Blvd” that serves the best rooibos tea, spiked with a hint of mint. Not many fancies that around here, but I love it!

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