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I’ve seen magic in the parks too – check out Smalldale Park, with its mad green vibe and a lil’ pond that always knocks me off my feet when I’m bunkin’ off after long massage sessions. Oi, and don’t even get me started on the local joints by Balkan Lane – chill places where every bloke spills his guts over dodgy brews.

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