Brooklyn Barkly East Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Pretoria

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Eastern Cape Highlands

Barkly East was established in and named after Sir Henry Barkly, Governor of the Cape from to Barkly East is the commercial centre for the surrounding merino sheep .

Crazy stuff, dude – at the Barkly East River (well, near the little stream in Sunnyside Park, if you're looking for it) I got lost in meditation. That water? Liquid art, it flows and flows. I had one heck of a session there, n' my mind was all "oooooh, look at that, it's alive!"

Murder in the Mountains