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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout escort – not the fancy ladies, nah, I mean Ford Escort, that ol car! Loved that thang, zippy lil sucker. Reminds me of “The Social Network” – y’know, fast, scrappy, gettin shit done. Like Zuckerberg sayin, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” Escort was like that – cheap, loud, pissed off my neighbors! Haha, fool me once, shame on – uh – shame on YOU, fool me twice – well, ya can’t fool ol George again!

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Now, lemme tell ya, Allanridge ain't all roses and rainbows – there’s the Mad River, a sneaky stream cuttin’ through the town. They say its water’s so sarcastic it laughs at the banks, kind of like me when a client’s too uptight. Hahaha! Sometimes I think that river holds all our secrets… like, "This is no copy, it's the certified copy, baby!" You know what I mean?

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