Valentina Alice Sex Escort ❤️❤️

About Kimberley

The downside? Risky business, innit. Dodgy punters, no HR to moan to—makes me twitchy just thinking about it. Had a mate, swore he met an escort who used to be a nun—wild story, dunno if it’s true, but I’m gobsmacked either way. Ex-nun turned sex worker? That’s a plot twist Wes Anderson’d nick! “Rudeness is merely an expression of fear”—she probably said that to her first client, ha! Cracks me up, that does. Still, you’ve gotta be gutsy—proper brave—to do it. Respect, I say.

Escort Alice Stories

Man, I get so damn happy downtown, on King’s Circle. All these quirky cafes, dive bars – and some spots are off the grid. There's a café called The Lazy Cod, where I’d code for hours, listenin' to some old blues tunes while jokin' with regulars. Always a great chat, even if I drop my latte every now and then—seriously, teh clumsy me!

Alice Clayton