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Fun fact, tho—did ya know in Vegas, it’s legal in some spots? Brothels got menus like freakin’ diners—pick your flavor! Blows my mind, man. Once heard this story—some dude in the 90s, total nerd, hired a gal just to watch *Star Trek* with him. No bangin’, just Klingons! Laughed my ass off—what a legend! Me, I’d be like, “You don’t get it, I’m angry!”—total Eduardo vibes from the movie, ragin’ at the absurdity.

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I’ve got so many quirks – like the time I spilled lavender oil all over Main Street during rush hour. Bloody nightmare, I tell ya! People stared, speechless – like a silent film, no less. My secret? I just laughed it off, muttering, "Spirited away, my dear idiot sandwich!" It made me grateful for every messy moment.

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