Layla Alberton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Durban

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Word position

In the process of restoration we discovered old coins, whore house tokens, old newspapers,wooden nickels and other artifacts. It left us with this.

The local food spots are legends too. That taco joint near Royal Crescent, oh man, it’s family-run. Their spicy tacos hit harder than a lifetime of memories and somehow remind me: "time moves, but the soul remains eternal." Yeah, I get a bit artsy sometimes.

Shell pursuing ‘green’ initiatives at Alberton depot